Delicious New Recipes for Subverting Capitalism

And your weekly Booty Ghost devotional pamphlet

Gentle Zacharias
A gentle cult
Published in
2 min readMar 14, 2024

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‘Lo children!

Gentle here with another list of suggestions for how you might improve yourself in the eyes of our Lord Booty Ghost! Increase your chances of spending your eternal afterlife in a lush, bouncy wonderland of round things in your face:

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Gentle Zacharias
A gentle cult

We rant about social issues, philosophy, mental health, and over-analysis of videogames. Join the cult (see the good stuff) at www.gentlecult.com