Exciting new ways to hurt yourself now available!

Never let it be said that capitalism doesn’t lead to innovation!

‘Lo child!

So, as I was banging my head against a wall this week, it occurred to me that you might also enjoy recommendations for hard surfaces suitable for therapeutic cranial impact. We don’t judge here; some machines require percussive maintenance in order to function, and flesh machines are no exception.

Just remember — only you are qualified to judge what kind of impacts will serve…