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4 min readMar 27, 2022
‘Lo children,
How is your chrysalis? Interior surfaces nice and smooth, all internal organs satisfactorily melted down into a heterogeneous slurry ready to coalesce into the new you?
Maybe the reason we don’t register the fact that we, as humans, metamorphose over the…