I’ve Never Been Less Ashamed of My Abortion

What, your colonoscopy is dinner conversation, and this isn’t?

I’ve always been a bit of an irreverent guy. The ‘giggle at a funeral’ type — I’m just entering the stage of life now where I’ll have to attend a lot of ’em, and I fully anticipate the appalling ass I’ll assuredly be making of myself. I’m not the type to drop a big revelation over…