LISTEN I WANNA TELL YOU ABOUT MY RIBS
It’s been a rough one. I haven’t been terribly productive this week, but I tell you what I have produced in abundance — excuses! You have no idea how much time and effort it takes to come up with a good excuse; it’s basically the same as accomplishing things.
So what I’m going to do is distract you from my inactivity with a related but ultimately pointless story…