The OTHER Kind of Suckerpunch

It’s a euphemism for something

‘Lo children,

I’ve been thinking about tentacles this week. “But Gentle,” you cry, “Do you not think of tentacles during every waking moment? Is that not, in point of fact, your fetish?” It is, O Best Beloved, but I have many fetishes, and I have to cuddle them all roughly equally or they get grumpy and start to sneak out at night. And…

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I write queer love stories, rants about mental health, and over-analysis of games and pop culture. Join my cult (drown in my nonsense) at www.gentlecult.com

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Gentle Zacharias

Gentle Zacharias

I write queer love stories, rants about mental health, and over-analysis of games and pop culture. Join my cult (drown in my nonsense) at www.gentlecult.com

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