’Tis the Season to Have Seasonally Relevant Feelings!

Activate Your Jollity Glands in Celebration

‘Lo child,

Seasonally relevant feelings to you and your’n! I hope you have all secured the appropriate sacrifices for your festive divinity of choice. Whether you make your devotions to our Lord and Savior Booty Ghost, or the great and terrible Sandy Claws, or even number…