We will definitely sell your dick pics using this new legal form!

Yes we will, and you can too!

‘Lo children!

If you’re anything like us (and let’s hope, for your sake, that you’re not) you’ve spent this week brimming with directionless rage. The frustration of having a beef and nowhere to serve it, as it were, is a constant bugbear of our modern life, and swallowing anger makes us queasy, so we turned to someone whose eyes have never once been accused of being bigger than his stomach:

Mr. Chompy Bits is an old model from Malifaux, our favorite wargame. This is the reason we got into this kind of thing in the first place, oh so long ago, but there are a lot of these models I never got around to finishing, for reasons.

Hannah is also from Malifaux. She’s a librarian; she made that mech suit to help her reach books on high shelves. You see why I love this game?

We Will Definitely Sell Your Dick Pics

If you’re not anything like us, you like dick just fine, but not so much that you want unsolicited daily dick in your inbox. Our cult’s legal experts have this week…