We’re Dyeing Cats Like You Wouldn’t Believe!

Kitten laundering is the next big thing, tell your friends

‘Lo child,

Hey, it’s Pride! I hope your local celebration is busier than a dyke in a hardware store, and absolutely fascist-free.

As you can probably imagine, my shelves, countertops, and surfaces just overflow with dragon ass and anime girls, because I paint almost every day and I’m constantly whining at my girlfriend for more material, but no one actually requested I do any of this, I just can’t seem to…