Y’all Got Anymore of That… Integrity?

*nervously tugs at collar*

‘Lo child,

I’ve spent all week ranting about capitalism, and now I feel abraded by it all, just looking for a soft, warm touch to remind me that the world isn’t a sandstorm of bullshit fully 100% of the time. I just want to make some form of contact with another human being that isn’t motivated by ego or greed, y’know? It seems…